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Yahaan Sey Ab Hum Kahaan Jaye Gey

Sad Poetry sms Yahaan Sey Ab Hum Kahaan Jaye Gey Sheeshey Key Ghar Jab Toot Jaye Gey Piroo Rakhaa Tha Jinhain Apni Ankhoon Par Ye Moti Hain Jo Bikhar Jaye Gey

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Qalm se likh nahi sakty udaS dil k afsany Mohsin

Mohsin Poetry sms Qalm se likh nahi sakty udaS dil k afsany, *_+mohsin+_* Hum to tumain dil sy yaad rakhte hain baqi tumhary dil ka "KHUDA" Janey..

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Wife: Wo Samny Sharabi Daikh Rhy Ho

Husband Wife sms @@@@ Wife: Wo Samny Sharabi Daikh Rhy Ho Me ne Ussy 10Sal Pehly Shadi se Inkr Kia Tha or Wo Aj Tk Pe Rha h Husbnd: Wah ITNA LAMBA JASHAN

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Bura haal, bahr-hal koi haal to hai

Best Urdu Poetry sms Bura haal, bahr-hal koi haal to hai Wo din bhi to thy, jab koi haal na tha

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اس ذات کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے

Hadees e Nabavi S.A.W. Sms حضرت ابو ہریرہ رضی اللۂ عنہ سے روایت ہے کہ نبی کریم صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا اس ذات کی قسم! جس کے ہاتھ میں میری جان ہے اگر تم آخرت کی وہ مشکلات جانتے جو میں جانتا ہو ں تو...

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Mujh se kal ka Rizq na mang jis tarah Mein tuj se kal k

Farman e Elahi sms ALLAH. . RAB-UL-IZAT Farmaty hn ay Bandy, 1-Mujh se kal ka Rizq na mang jis tarah Mein tuj se kal k amal nahi mangta, 2-Mein tujay pasand hon to ye tera HAQ hay muj pr k tu b mujy...

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If hollywood movies were made in Pakistan:

Best Funny sms If hollywood movies were made in Pakistan: Jurassic Park: Dinasour da raula! Spiderman: Jaaley,gujjar de! Superman: Udd-da rajpoot! Terminator: Lohay da butt, kadd de watt! B-) Batman:...

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Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries of Ur Life!

Cute sms Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries of Ur Life! It's A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life. So Be Happy And Keep Smiling....

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Sheikh 8th fLoor se neeche gira,

Sheikh sms Sheikh 8th fLoor se neeche gira, Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni BV ko dekh kar chiLaya . . shaguftaaaaaaaa meri ROTI na Pakaeeeeeen!!

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A Camry 0r A BMW, The Road Remains The Same For All;

Reality of Life sms A Camry 0r A BMW, The Road Remains The Same For All; You TraveL Economy cLass 0r Business, Your Destination Doesn't Change; A Titan 0r A RoLex Watch, The Time iS The Same; There iS...

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Pakistan Television pe Isha ki Azan band krdi gai Jo 40 sal sy chl rhi thi jo...

Public sms ZARDARI HAKUMAT KA IK OR KARNAMA. Pakistan Television pe Isha ki Azan band krdi gai Jo 40 sal sy chl rhi thi jo world record hai P.T.V k pas. Kya ap ALLAH ki Muhabt me itna b ni kr skty k is...

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Biwi: Tum to kehte thay Shadi k bd bhi tum Mujh say

Husband Wife sms Biwi: Tum to kehte thay Shadi k bd bhi tum Mujh say bohat ziyada piyar karo ge? . Husband: Mujhe kiya pata tha k Tumhari Shaadi Mujh Se hi Ho jaye gi.

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A scratch on one side will reflect on other side too

Anmol Moti sms Relations are like glass; A scratch on one side will reflect on other side too.so Always handle feelings carefully Bcoz scratches cannot be removed.!!

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1 Admi University k Toilet me gya,

Best Funny sms 1 Admi University k Toilet me gya, Andar seat pe betha to samne Likha hua tha Itna zor Taleem pe deta to aj kisi achi seat pe betha hota.

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“Koi DOOR” hai to koi “PAAS” ha.

Dua / Prayer sms "Koi DOOR" hai to koi "PAAS" ha. "Ye "WAQT" waqt ki "BAAT" ha" "Hum "DOOR" hain to "KIA" howa" "Hamari Dua Hr Waqt Hr Pal Ap K Sath Hy.!!!!.

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Tha main neend main or mujhy itna sajaya ja raha tha,

Sad Poetry sms Tha main neend main or mujhy itna sajaya ja raha tha, Bary he pyaar sy mujhy nehlaya ja raha tha, Na jany tha wo Kon sa ajeeb Kheel, Mere ghar main bachon ki tarha mujhy kandhy py uthaya...

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Suna hy, Janglon ka bhi koi Dastor hota hy.

Ghazal sms Suna hy, Janglon ka bhi koi Dastor hota hy. Suna hy, Sher ka jab pait bhar jaye tu wo Hamla nhi karta. Suna hy, Hawa k taiz jhonkon mei, MEENA Apne Ghar ko bhool k Kawwe k andon ko pairon...

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Riddle of the day Only genius can answer this..

Questions sms Riddle of the day Only genius can answer this.. The word starts with 'O' but has the starting pronunciation of 'V'? IT IS THE SINGLE SUCH WORD IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH DICTIONARY & IS...

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Woh Sajda “Rooh-e-Zameen” jis sa kaanp jati thi

Allama Iqbal Poetry sms Allama M.Iqbal ka aik shandar shair mulahiza frmain : Woh Sajda "Rooh-e-Zameen" jis sa kaanp jati thi Usi Sajday ko trasta hain aaj Mimbr vo Mahrab

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Zara Deikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se.

Good Morning sms Zara Deikhna Uth Gaye Sahib Neend Se....? Suna Hai B0hat S0tay Hen Ye Husn Walay.....! Good Morning

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